In an extraordinary display of efficiency and ruthlessness, the FBI's crack tactical team descended upon a sleepy suburban neighborhood after receiving reports of an active incandescent light bulb.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 10:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden and his Department of Energy want the traditional incandescent light bulbs popularized by Thomas Edison gone, and they want sales of those bulbs extinguished by next year.
Published: Thursday, May 5th, 2022 @ 6:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Gov. Roy Cooper has repeatedly referred to his economic lockdown strategy as a “dimmer switch approach” to gradually reopening the state’s economy.
Published: Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 @ 10:48 am
By: Civitas Insitute
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